NERD Can Coozie – Cold Drink, Hot Lore
Hydrate, caffeinate, or roll up with a soda while repping the most powerful class of all: NERD.
The NERD Can Coozie wraps your favorite 12oz beverage in stretchy, insulating glory while declaring your allegiance to the dice gods. Featuring the same signature bold-letter design from our snapback, this coozie is perfect for TTRPG nights, board game marathons, or just sipping a LaCroix while you argue about critical hit rules.
✨ Features:
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Fits standard 12 oz cans (or potions of questionable origin)
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High-density neoprene construction – keeps cold in, heat out
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Black background with vibrant orange-and-white “NERD” text
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Lightweight, collapsible, and judgment-free
Great for:
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Game night
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Conventions
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Backyard bard battles
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That one cousin’s BBQ where someone mentions Star Wars lore and it’s on
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.