The Grouch Couch Can Coozie – Chaotic Chill Edition
Critical rolls. Critical refreshment. Critical sass.
This official Grouch Couch Drink Coozie is built for dice goblins who want their drinks cold and their campaigns hot. Featuring the angry monster couch from our classic logo, this coozie keeps your soda, beer, or bardic beverage frosty while declaring to the table: “Yes, I caused this encounter. No, I won’t apologize.”
Whether you’re watching the stream, running a session, or just yelling across the table, this coozie has your back (and your can).
🧃 Features:
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Fits standard 12 oz cans like a mimic fits in a tavern
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Made from thick, durable neoprene — for long rests and long drinks
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Front-printed with the iconic Grouch Couch monster face + red d20
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Folds flat, travels easy, resists most minor splash damage
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May grant +1 to Constitution (unconfirmed)
Drink Ideas:
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Bardic Brew
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Fizzy Potion of Courage™
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Whatever you just rolled a nat 20 to chug
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.