C-Team – Couch Tactics Tee
Not every party is made of heroes.
Some are made of rogue agents, roller derby warlocks, and people who yell “tactics” before making the worst possible move.
This C-Team campaign shirt celebrates Grouch Couch’s most reckless squad — perfectly captured mid-mission (or mid-game night?) as they lounge, argue, and ignore the rules entirely. With a CRT TV, a bored mimic, and two absolute disasters in tactical gear, it’s the perfect visual summary of a campaign that said, “Yes, and now we’re blowing up the warehouse.”
🔥 Includes:
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The full C-Team squad: trench coat agent, pink rollerblader, and couch-bound mimic
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Giant “C” for C-Team, because subtlety isn’t their strong suit
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Chaotic couch lounging energy, perfect for post-mission cooldowns
🎲 Features:
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Unisex fit for operatives, goblins, and gremlins alike
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Front print: Full-color C-Team cast art with logo
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May grant +1 to Improvised Weapon checks (unofficially)
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
C-Team – Couch Tactics Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|