The Grouch Couch – Classic Logo Monster Tee
Behold: the Couch. Angry. Dripping. Dice-loving.
This is the one that started it all.
The Classic Grouch Couch Tee features the monster couch in all its stitched-up, fanged-out glory — drooling over a D20 like it just rolled a crit on Terrorize the Party. With the official Grouch Couch logo looming above, this design screams: "I stream, I scream, and sometimes the furniture bites back."
Whether you're new to the chaos or a long-time survivor of cursed campaigns, this is the definitive tee for fans of:
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Actual play mayhem
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Sentient furniture attacks
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Jokes that should never have worked but somehow do
🛠️ Features:
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Unisex fit – worn by cast, crew, and cursed familiars
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Front graphic: Grouch Couch monster logo + 3D D20
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Smells like vengeance (not really)
Style note: This shirt pairs beautifully with bad rolls, late-night sessions, and having no idea what your character’s backstory is until episode 8.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Grouch Couch – Classic Logo Monster Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
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16 1/2
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S
|
28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
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