METALOMNICON – Three Dice for Sweet Revenge Tee
"Three dice versus a challenge."
This shirt is what happens when you take tabletop heartbreak, mix it with revenge-fueled eyeliner, and roll for initiative while crying in the dark.
Inspired by Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge and illustrated by @childrenofproteus, this METALOMNICON tee is part mockery, part tribute, and fully committed to emotional storytelling — in combat boots.
Featuring blood-smeared lovers (or enemies? both?) and a stat-font title that screams "This is a narrative arc, not a phase, Mom!", this is the ultimate fit for:
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Dice goblins with trauma
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Goths who GM
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Players who feel too much and die dramatically on purpose
🎭 Features:
- Unisex fit for the heartbreak-prone
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Bold front print: METALOMNICON logo + art
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Guaranteed to fail your wisdom save against feelings
Wear it while:
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Soundtracking your campaign with sad violin-core
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Creating a character whose backstory is the plot
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Staring dramatically across the table as the dice land
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
METALOMNICON – Three Dice for Sweet Revenge Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
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18
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M
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29
|
20
|
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L
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30
|
22
|
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XL
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31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
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4XL
|
34
|
30
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5XL
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35
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32
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