Grouch Couch – Black Metal Logo Tee
You’ve rolled with chaos. You’ve raged with goblins. Now it’s time to scream your initiative into the void.
The Grouch Couch Black Metal Tee is where D&D meets death growls — featuring our spiked, dripped-out logo and a stark D20 that looks like it’s been forged in a cursed forge run by cursed dwarves in a cursed volcano.
Designed by the ever-haunting @sp00kysprinkles, this shirt is your new go-to for:
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TTRPG sessions with too many summoned demons
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Late-night edits to your haunted bard backstory
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Headbanging while your DM describes emotional damage
🖤 Details:
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Printed on black cotton that pairs well with leather, eyeliner, or eldritch rituals
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Unisex fit for chaotic adventurers and dark wizards alike
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Front print: Grouch Couch black metal logo + ghosted D20
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Officially cursed (but comfy)
Styling Tip: Works equally well with battle vests, velvet cloaks, or just the crushing weight of narrative consequence.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Grouch Couch – Black Metal Logo Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
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34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
|
32
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