The Grouch Couch Flag – Monster Banner
Fly your freak flag — literally.
The Grouch Couch Flag is a battle standard for dice goblins, chaos gremlins, and TTRPG fans who understand that sometimes the real monster… is the furniture. Printed with our iconic rage-couch, complete with dripping upholstery, bloodshot eyes, and a hungry d20, this flag brings big campaign energy to any space.
Whether you're hanging it behind your streaming setup, over your GM screen, or on the wall of your villain lair, this banner says:
“Yes, we play here. No, we don’t behave.”
🧵 Features:
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High-quality fabric flag with vibrant full-color print
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Reinforced grommets for easy hanging in your dungeon, tavern, or apartment
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Large enough to intimidate guests and inspire questionable decisions
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The official sigil of Team Chaos
Hang it if:
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You roll more nat 1s than you should
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Your party has unresolved trauma and no healer
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You built your game room and wanted a boss battle backdrop
More details
- 100% polyester
- Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm)
- Fabric weight: 1.2 oz./yd.² (34 g/m²)
- Print on both sides
- Pole hem
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheGrouchCouch
- Email: thegrouchcouch-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 12″ × 17″ (30 × 43 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.