Name: METALOMNICON – Three Dice for Sweet Revenge Tee
Brand: TheGrouchCouch
Price: 23.69 CAD
Availability: InStock

"Three dice versus a challenge."
This shirt is what happens when you take tabletop heartbreak, mix it with revenge-fueled eyeliner, and roll for initiative while crying in the dark.

Inspired by Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge and illustrated by @childrenofproteus, this METALOMNICON tee is part mockery, part tribute, and fully committed to emotional storytelling — in combat boots.

Featuring blood-smeared lovers (or enemies? both?) and a stat-font title that screams "This is a narrative arc, not a phase, Mom!", this is the ultimate fit for:

Dice goblins with trauma
Goths who GM
Players who feel too much and die dramatically on purpose

🎭 Features:

Unisex fit for the heartbreak-prone
Bold front print: METALOMNICON logo + art
Guaranteed to fail your wisdom save against feelings

Wear it while:

Soundtracking your campaign with sad violin-core
Creating a character whose backstory is the plot
Staring dramatically across the table as the dice land

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.