Name: METALOMNICON – Heavy Metal Heart Tee
Brand: TheGrouchCouch
Price: 23.7 CAD
Availability: InStock

Welcome to METALOMNICON, where the power of rock fuels the dice and every bard is one bad solo away from breaking the universe.

This official campaign tee features the full party lineup in their most metal forms — guitar-slinging, eyeliner-dripping, and ready to melt faces (and possibly stat blocks). Above them looms a bleeding green d20 encased in a heart-shaped chain, flanked by a skull with horns and a suspicious smirk. Just another Tuesday in the Grouch Couch universe.

Perfect for fans of:

TTRPGs with maximum volume
Characters who roll Charisma and death saves
Dice goblins who know the lyrics to every villain’s theme song

🎶 Features:

Printed on soft black cotton — perfect for concerts or combat
Unisex fit: made for rebels, rockers, and rogue spellcasters
Full-color front print: Party art + Metalomnicon title design
May grant +2 to Intimidation while holding an electric lute

Wear this if:
You’ve ever wanted to scream "Roll for Damage!" through a voice modulator at full blast.

Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
Regular fit
Unisex sizing

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.