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Grouch Couch – Power Metal Escape Tee

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What do you get when you mix a possessed couch, a squad of unhinged TTRPG players, and enough lightning to fry a beholder?
You get this shirt.

The Grouch Couch Power Metal Tee is a full-throttle tribute to chaos — inspired by our most metal moment yet. Featuring the whole crew mid-escape from the monstrous titular couch, this design captures the exact second narrative went off the rails and the only plan left was "RUN."

Styled like a vintage metal album cover with a blazing orange logo and too much electricity, this shirt is perfect for:

  • Fans of actual plays that don’t take themselves seriously

  • Survivors of cursed furniture

  • People who want their RPG shirts to scream

🔥 Details:

  • Unisex fit — ready for game night, concerts, or epic dice rituals

  • Artwork by [insert artist name if you want to credit]

  • May cause spontaneous headbanging and/or initiative rolls

Backstage Fact: No players were harmed during the making of this meltdown. Probably.

Select Color: Black

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Grouch Couch – Power Metal Escape Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements listed here. There may be a slight variation in product dimensions of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's edge at the top of the tee (at the Highest Point Shoulder). Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just below the sleeve and stretch the tape across to the seam under the opposite sleeve.